AOL's Revision of the 12 Days of Christmas



On the first day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
A jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the second day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the third day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the fourth day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the fifth day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the sixth day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the seventh day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the eight day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the ninth day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the tenth day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the eleventh day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
one sprig of holly
On the twelveth day of AOL, those buttheads gave to me,
12 reasons to cancel,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

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