The Twelve Days of Clinton



On the first day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
The highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the second day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the third day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the fourth day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the fifth day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the sixth day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Six times the crime.
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the seventh day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Seven feminazis.
Six times the crime.
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the eighth day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Eight gay sailors.
Seven feminazis.
Six times the crime.
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the ninth day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Nine different condoms.
Eight gay sailors.
Seven feminazis.
Six times the crime.
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the tenth day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Ten broken commandments.
Nine different condoms.
Eight gay sailors.
Seven feminazis.
Six times the crime.
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the eleventh day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Eleven pregnant teens.
Ten broken commandments.
Nine different condoms.
Eight gay sailors.
Seven feminazis.
Six times the crime.
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.
one sprig of holly
On the twelfth day of Clinton, the liberal gave to me:
Twelve Illiterate Students
Eleven pregnant teens.
Ten broken commandments.
Nine different condoms.
Eight gay sailors.
Seven feminazis.
Six times the crime.
Five pounds of weed.
Four years of fraud.
Three thousand lies.
Too much government
and the highest taxes in our hist'ry.


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