The 12 Days of Christmas - Teacher Version [Another]
On the first day of Christmas
My teacher said to me:
Do you own home work
Or go stand behind the tree.
On the second day of Christmas
My teacher had a snit.
She said if we stopped trying,
Next year she would just quit.
On the third day of Christmas
My teacher learned a trick.
How to right her desk back up
By just using a long stick . . .
On the forth day of Christmas
My teachers showed up late.
Something about her lunch
Got mixed up with some bait.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My teacher turned bright red.
Seems she picked up a snake
That she thought was dead.
On the sixth day of Christmas
Our teacher got all hyper.
Seems she never learned,
How to change a diaper.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My teacher almost dropped dead.
Seems the night crew painted
Her brand new chair bright red.
On the eighth day of Christmas
Our teacher called the nurse.
Seems she learned the lunch she ate,
Had been stored inside her purse.
On the ninth day of Christmas
Our teacher acted really dumb.
Seems she tried a vitamin
That was something called Valium.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
We learned how to count sheep.
We kept it up for a while
Until she fell asleep.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Our teacher said, "one more day".
And I can bid you all good will
And I can run away . . .
On the twelth day of Christmas
Our teacher acted really right.
She smiled and said, Merry Christmas
To all and to all, Good night . . .
