The Twelve Days of Texas



On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten gallon hats
nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven bluebonnets
ten gallon hats
nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.
one sprig of holly
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve yellow roses
eleven bluebonnets
ten gallon hats
nine cowboy boots
eight enchiladas
seven jalapenos
six armadillos
five chili beans
four oil wells
three pickup trucks
two tumbleweeds
and a possum in an oak tree.


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