My 12 Days of High School

On my first day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my second day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my third day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my fourth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my fifth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my sixth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my seventh day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With seven flails'a'wailin',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my eighth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my ninth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my tenth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my eleventh day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With eleven AK's firing,
Ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.

one sprig of holly
On my twelfth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With twelve missiles blasting,
Eleven AK's firing,
Ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
one sprig of holly


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