The Nine Daze Of Christmas

On the second day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:
Two hits of acid,
And a dime bag of Panama Red.

On the third day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:
Three snorts of coke,
Two hits of acid,
And a dime bag of Panama Red.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:
Four pink pills,
Three snorts of coke,
Two hits of acid,
And a dime bag of Panama Red.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:
Five pounds of hashish,
Four pink pills,
Three snorts of coke,
Two hits of acid,
And a dime bag of Panama Red.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:
Six joints a-smoking,
Five pounds of hashish,
Four pink pills,
Three snorts of coke,
Two hits of acid,
And a dime bag of Panama Red.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:
Seven cubes of crack,
Six joints a-smoking,
Five pounds of hashish,
Four pink pills,
Three snorts of coke,
Two hits of acid,
And a dime bag of Panama Red.

On the eight day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:
Eight healthy roaches,
Seven cubes of crack,
Six joints a-smoking,
Five pounds of hashish,
Four pink pills,
Three snorts of coke,
Two hits of acid,
And a dime bag of Panama Red.

On the ninth day of Christmas:
Everybody OD'd
and they were all rushed to St. John General Hospital
where they were given nine wiffs of nitro,
and nine bottles of Valium.