'Twas the Star Trek
Night Before Christmas



Data:
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring for Spot ate the mouse.

Worf:
The chocolate was set on the table with care,
in hopes that Deanna soon would be there.

Geordi:
The children were nuzzled all snug in their bed,
while visions of warp coils danced in their heads.

Picard:
I in my kerchief and Bev in her nightie,
had just settled down for a long ships goodnight.

Riker:
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature Q and eight tiny reindeer.

Beverley:
He went to each station, giving nary a trouble,
giving each person there a cute little tribble.

Data:
Spot was awakened by all of the clatter,
and went to the bridge to see what was the matter.

Riker:
Upon seeing Q he gave out a hiss,
and chased round the room Q's death as his wish.

Data:
The feline just mentioned, his gender in question,
was found in succession, in motherly condition.

Deanna:
We heard Q exclaim as he flashed out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.

{ { { Warning: Do not feed the tribble. } } }


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