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Aggression Cookies
Ingredients:
2 cups unsalted butter, room temperature 1 cup sugar 2 cups light brown sugar 4 eggs 1 tbsp vanilla (this brand with a long name, sold at William Sonoma) 4 1/2 cups flour 2 tsps baking soda
Directions:
With thick Chinese meat cleaver, hack to pieces: 24 oz semi-sweet chocolate bar 12 oz white chocolate bar 14 oz macadamia nuts
Note: You may substitute chocolate and white chocolate chips for the bars if you are not feeling particularly anger-ridden.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
In a large bowl, thrash butter and sugars until uniform.
Beat in eggs and vanilla.
Add flour and baking soda; whip until smooth.
Toss in chocolate chunks and nuts.
To avoid the "chocolate chip cookie cooked under a steam roller" look, refrigerate the cookie dough for a couple of hours before baking.
Throw batter by tablespoons full onto an ungreased baking sheet -- aim so that the cookies land 2 inches apart.
Bake until golden, about 10-12 minutes.
Using a spatula, pry the cookies loose from the baking sheet, and allow them to vent on wire racks.