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A man thought his dog was unusually listless and took it to his vet.

"Doc", he said, "something's wrong with my dog. He acts like he's dead."

The vet took the dog into an examination room and put him on the table.

"He certainly looks dead", he said. "But I have a foolproof method for determining if a dog is dead. I have a cat in the next room. Let me get it."

The vet went away a minute and returned with a cat.

He held the cat very close to the dog's body as he moved ever so slowly around the examination table.

Finally he said, "Your dog is definitely dead."

"Thanks," the man said. "What do I owe you?"

"The charge will be $110," was the reply.

"Hey," said the man, "You didn't do anything. Why so much?"

The vet answered: "I charge $10 for the examination and $100 for the cat scan."

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